The Simpson's have done it all, especially Homer - he can make a simple procedure complicated... doh!
For Simpson fans out there, the episode is from Season 11. Episode 20. "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
Scene script extract
Optometrist: That pair's popular with celebrities like Val Kilmer.
Homer: Ooh, my favorite Door.
Optometrist: ...And Yoko Ono.
Homer: Eew, she ruined the Plastic Ono Band! [throws glasses on a large
pile of rejected glasses]
Optometrist: Maybe you're a candidate for laser eye surgery.
Homer: Will it get me out of having to choose glasses?
Optometrist: Well, yes, but I must warn you it's an experimental procedure and
we still don't know the long-term effe--
Homer: [finds the laser and aims it at his eyes] Less yappin', more
zappin'!
Homer Simpson with crusty eyes after Lasik procedure
Homer refuses to accept eye drops thinking they are add ons.
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